Do you ever wake up in the morning feeling a certain way but you just don’t know how to turn it into a status or tweet? That’s were I come in. Hi, my name is Jean Bob and I’ve been on Facebook for 3 years and I’m not lying. Tweeting even longer. I know a thing or two about social media and how important it is to get likes and retweets. when you post something and you don’t get likes don’t you feel like killing yourself? (You’re only human) Don’t worry! Here at YourTweet we guarantee you will get a like or retweet with every status or tweet we provide you. All you need to do is write down a brief description of your body, one word to describe how you feel and mail it to
YourTweet
119 Avenue D Apt 3E
New York, NY 10009
And expect a Tweet or Status between next week’s bills! Remember we have Tweets for any occasion/personality/mood. Here are some examples of Tweets and Status’s
Want to thank your girlfriend and show her your love? “Genevieve thanks for the lobster last night”
Sports! “Did anyone see the Mike Tyson fight last night?”
Childhood. “tomacco”
Politics! “Freedom is a word”
Work! “My boss doesn’t believe that I am a hippie”
Slang! “The world is cray cray”
One for all your high school buddies “Is there a difference between Tim Scott and Tom Scott?”
Feeling profane? “Flushed to soon”
Gangster? “Cuzin Kaleigh, me & my Auntie Cindy @ my house St. Patys Dat Party”
Homosexual? “Anderson Cooper and I are the only ones stuck in the closet 
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We don’t discriminate. I’m not lying.
If you don’t like your Tweet or Status just send it back and your brief description and one word describing how you feel will be shipped back to you the next day!
And sorry ladies, guys only! I don’t know what a period is and I think that’s a big part of growing up. But if you really don’t care, I just can’t say no.
Remember…We got the tweet for you!
Also!
COMING SOON
Going out of town next week? On your way to the party and you get a tweet from your wife that the baby is due and you spend the night in the hospital only to see all your friends tagged in photos at the party you almost attended the very next day? Don’t worry, that’s were we come in, coming soon we will tag your name! That’s right! We will tag your name into all the hottest party photos. You’ll never have to leave the house again!
